jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

milaskunny:

madamebassdrum:

msjewbooty:

the Clue Klux Klan…solving mysteries in a racist sort of way

i think you mean “the police department”

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jacklives:

"This homework is optional but you should do it for practice"

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numovu:

life goal: go shopping and never look at the price tag.

xelethaine:

I’m gonna fucking scream.

xelethaine:

I’m gonna fucking scream.

mervley:

"u only care about yourself"
wrong
i also care about videogames

ho-ho-my-lad:

brobecks:

i like wearing lipstick because you leave marks on literally everything omg. kiss a boy’s cheek? my boy now. drink out of a cup? my cup forever. don’t even think about having coffee out of that thing. it’s like marking your territory

  • bioware: no healing spells
  • fandom: get anders

997:

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

vogue-hearts:

if puppies could talk I would never even try to make human friends ever again.

gamegrrl:

did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys :-)

epic-humor:

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