Date a person who can name all the dwarves from The Hobbit.
this is my favorite internet phenomenon that i have experienced since i joined tumblr three years ago.
why are we not talking about the fact that some of these screencaps are still movingShould I feel bad about reblogging this from my catholic school’s computer?
It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.
what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate
erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing
a dick rising to power
wait for it
I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN
THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME
this post ruined my life
innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for
BRITISH BRITISH BRITISH BRITISH BRITISH canada eh BRITISH BRITISH
omg canada YOU DON’T EVEN GO HERE