kitaliae:

So Mass Effect is going well.

kitaliae:

So Mass Effect is going well.

les-assassins-miserables:

Things I want to be:

  • Assassin
  • Pirate
  • Pirate-assassin
  • Guardian
  • Conduit
  • Dovahkiin
  • A video game character
  • video game character
  • A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER

Things I don’t want to be:

  • A student with no plans for the future..
garrusdatingsimulator:

leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

"im not a feminist"

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lottietoilet:

hi:

i got a new shirt that expresses my feeling towards dumb people i have to deal with every day

I need that shirt

asexualityresources:

Because nobody deserves to feel alone.

asexualityresources:

Because nobody deserves to feel alone.

grimgrinninggirl:

witchyredhead:

bi-privilege:

"she can’t be bisexual! she’s in a relationship with a man!"

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Perfect use of that gif. Thank you.

#My name is Inigo Montoya you erased my sexuality prepare to die

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

dragon age fandom right now

spicyshimmy:

"release date pushed back to november 18th"

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transdimensionalboundaries:

aqua-twin:

"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"

NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT

THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH 

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^this

princess-caboose:

mrdecraprio:

excuse you

wHO DID THIS.

stridering:

darknesssyndicate:

stridering:

I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE TINY DICE??

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LITTLE TEENY DICE

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ITTY BITTY BABY DICE SO SMALL

When you need a little luck

son oF A BITCH

epic-humor:

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

I’m quite afraid that there might be people who will belive in these tips

grittysiren:

spicyshimmy:

iron bull with a tiny little kitten though

carrying it around while it sleeps curled up between his horns

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